This conversation happened while we were getting ready for school this morning. I didn’t know the entire conversation until after the girls left and my husband told me what he heard.

I was in the kitchen getting lunches ready, etc., when my older daughter came down the stairs, then said she had forgotten something and went back up to her room to get it. I thought it was going to be a quick grab and come back down, so when she didn’t show up in a minute or two, I called up to her:

Me: “Cmon, T! I thought you were coming right back down!”

The part I didn’t hear:
T: “I’m pooping!”

Me: “Just grab it and get down here!”